Our current projects!

1. New memory improving medicine!: Our Formulas have come to show a 40.35% increase in the memory and attention spans of Subjects, when compared to those without the disease. For more information on the project, click here.
2. This Just in: Our research team has mixed antibiotics and protein-chains to make YOUR, yes, YOUR GRANDPA no longer racist and homophobic! try today!
3. Pineapples scientifically grown to combat Inertia!
4. Having a hard time keeping track of your pets? Give them an inbuilt pill which you can track!
5. Having trouble with annoying door to door salesmen? Me too, man. Me too.
6. For details on any other projects you may have heard of, please consider them as nothing but false rumors!

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